I woke up this morning with a feeling in my anus like a cat was shoved up my bum! Not only that but my shoulders were sore and my head was filled with so much fuck that you could use my eyes to project a porno on a big screen in a movie theater. The best was the fact i hadn't shaved in over a month and for some reason a part of my chinstrap was longer then the rest so i ultimately had to shave the sonabitch off. Then i slipped on some jelly beans because my little brother left some on the floor because he wanted to color coordinate them. Then i ate some Reese's and became happy. Hope you all had a nice Easter and try not to eat to much candy or you'll get diabeetus!